Sunday
Jul282013

DC

"DISORDERLY CONDUCT"

$200
 

16 x 20 inches

Industrial enamel and jail grey primer on canvas board

This is just an awful, awful situation. Here precious Mackenzie Neiman Marcus won “Miss Dahlonega Gold Mine” just three days before the campus police had to arrest her for stuffing a bunch of her panties in the student union mailbox of the second string quarterback of the Georgia Bulldogs. Just awful all the way around. Anyway, after she "kicks some fat asses" in the Miss Georgia Pageant and then goes on to win the Miss USA crown over "those other phonies," Mackenzie hopes to get her masters degree in elementary education and teach kindergarten and Sunday school.

 

NEXT IN THE HIGHLY ACCLAIMED JUST BUSTED CRIME SERIES!